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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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