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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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