Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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