I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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