All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
