so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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