At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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