don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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