it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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