Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
