Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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