I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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