erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just threw up on my dentist
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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