In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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