After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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