I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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