Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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