My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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