I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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