he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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