"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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