Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
tell me about the fingering
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