Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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