normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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