i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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