I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
How external is "for external use only"?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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