No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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