so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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