I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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