The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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