Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
His nipple licking is glorious
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