jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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