So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Why is your signature on my underwear?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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