There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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