so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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