I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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