Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
