I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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