Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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