He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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