at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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