just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i came on her dog
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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