my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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