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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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