all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
