so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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