I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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