Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You work out of a Hotel?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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