the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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