He is such a slut. More and more my type.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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