Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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