This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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